It’s the holidays, but maybe you’re not really feeling the love slouching at your lonely, stuck-in-the-corner-of-the-basement writing desk.
Fear not, Undergrounders. We’ve got just the thing.
The Fiber Optic, USB-Powered Christmas Tree. (No, I haven’t been hitting the eggnog.)
Drink it in, Undergrounders. It’s a wondrous thing — technology put to humanity’s highest use.
Just plug it into a spare USB port, and let this little bundle of Holiday joy do its thing. And no need to thank me. Really. We’re just a full-service freelance blog here.
Keep writing, Tom Chandler.
Very Hanukkah blue, Tom. How very ecumenical
Soon as I look up ecumenical, I’m going to post a saucy reply.
That’s just great, Tom, you couldn’t show us this *before* I spent all that time on the real thing, lol! Could have saved me hours of work!
Ah well, at least next year I can get away with staying at my desk for a few more hours. Just plug it in, and Christmas decorating is done!
Yes, think of the productivity gains industry-wide if freelancers have one less reason to leave their desks…