The Top Five Signs Your Web Site May Have Been Designed By the Apple iPhone Team:

#5: Site works great in the morning, but loses power halfway through the day

#4: You waited in line to buy it even though it’s barely different from your old web site

#3: Site looks cool, but seller mysteriously decides who can and can’t visit

#2: You conspicuously surf your site whenever anybody’s watching – even in car or public restroom

#1: Users randomly disconnected from site every time they palm their mouse

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