Print journalists are suffering through an industry-wide decline, though the Underground’s Writer Employment Division advises against taking the route of newspaper sportswriter Kevin Provencher, who was sentenced for starting… a prostitution ring.

(From Media Bistro)

Kevin Provencher of Manchester, N.H., claimed he started the “side business” of running a prostitution operation because of a pay cut at his job. On Friday, was sentenced to 2 1/2 years in prison and fined $5,000 in a Massachusetts court.

Ouch. I mean, if he was going to stoop to prostitution anyway, why didn’t he just write SEO articles?

Keep writing, Tom Chandler.