At times you have to wonder why so many big US corporations do so much evil (like almost bankrupting the global economy), and while sociologists compile pointless theories related to hubris and greed, I’ve determined the real cause of the problem:

PowerPoint.

(Stick with me on this one.)

Take a guy who is a normal, sincere human being, sit him in a conference room for three hours while someone carefully reads (out loud) every word on every copy-packed slide of a 50-slide presentation, and watch the rage simmer.

Cut him loose for lunch, and the guy who was only looking forward to a quiet hour in the park — where he’d feed the pigeons and smile at the attractive joggers — now stalks out of the meeting and begins foreclosure proceedings on Ghana.

Outbreaks of violence and civil strife in developing nations can be conclusively traced to the arrival of pirated copies of PowerPoint, and frankly, I can’t think of a better explanation for Donald Trump.

And every copywriter who has received a Russian-novel-length PowerPoint presentation with upwards of a dozen bullet points on every slide—and was told by some chirpy junior coordinator that it would “make a great home page—knows exactly what I mean.

While the above would constitute absolute proof in any peer-reviewed sociology journal, I’ll add one more piece of the puzzle.

The US House of Representatives is overrun with PowerPoint presentations.

Keep writing, Tom Chandler.