After performing four weeks of work in the last two weeks, one of these would have been handy; a typewriter that translates words into… cocktails.
Every writer who could use one of these, raise your hand...
The last several weeks have been packed with work, including some painfully comedic (painful for me, comedic for bystanders) interactions with a client so clueless she’s more “The Office” character than real person.
This person singlehandedly generates enough material for a two-posts-a-week “client follies” blog, and the only thing stopping me is that the screwups are so singularly bizarre, my readers wouldn’t believe me. (Really.)
Keep writing (because it’s better than drinking), Tom Chandler.
Great machine! Where do I order? It’s perfect for bloggers of all stripes.
Writing’s better than drinking? Are you kidding? I always combine the two, meself. Sure have seen a boost in readership since that breakthrough. That’s why I need the machine…
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Imagine the literary potential; “That was the best paragraph I ever drank…”
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What an interesting contraption. I actually read through the explanation and admire the creativity behind it. I wonder what flavor I’ve written so far.
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lolz i love the idea of that.
after spending the last few days trying to set up my own blog i could do with a long island ice tea
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