Clearly we’re in the Dark Ages, at least if you’re a noun.

We don’t search Google, we Google. We text. We blog.

Turns out I’m as guilty as anyone.

I wrote an Op-Ed for a client, who loved it but wanted a paragraph of study results added to “give it a little more weight.”

“Ah” I said, sensing the opportunity to abuse a relatively new noun. “You want me to Higgs boson it.”

“Yes, that sounds about right” he said.

I hang my head in shame.

Keep verbalizing, Tom Chandler.