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Why Financial Scandals Are Good For Advertising Professionals

July 31, 2012, by Tom Chandler No comments yet

For as long as I can remember, advertising professionals have ranked at (or near) the bottom in pretty much every public survey of trustworthiness.

In other words, the public thinks we’re dirtbags.

Which is why it’s so heartening to see bankers and financial professionals working so diligently to displace advertising professionals from the highest (or lowest?) rung of the dirtbag ladder.

After all, even if I had inserted one baldfaced lie in every piece of copy I’ve written over the decades, the worst I would have done is create some ill-will towards my customers. Maybe generated a couple of small fines.

Greedy bankers, by contrast, almost toppled the world economy and continue to torpedo its recovery. And as the LIBOR scandal amply demonstrates, they’re still striving to become the best gosh-darn sleazebags they can be.

Of course, it’s a little unfair: by law I’m not allowed to lie in my marketing copy, yet apparently no similar “truth” laws protected the LIBOR interest rate from rampant manipulation).

In other words, it was never a fair contest. And frankly, I’m excited.

Very soon — as more banking scandals come to light — it’s entirely possible that my colleagues and I won’t be the most despised professionals on the face of the planet.

Thank you, banking industry. You screwed a few of my friends out of their homes (in at least one case wrongly), but more importantly, you’re making it possible for advertising professionals to hold our heads high again.

Or, more accurately, you’re now #1.

You earned it.

Keep writing, Tom Chandler.

Taking A Break To Work For A Two Year-Old (or, Freelance Paranoia)

June 28, 2012, by Tom Chandler 4 comments

Freelance copywriters rarely take breaks: the state of the economy, the sweeping changes in the business and easy availability of other writers tend to stand between us and the word “no.”

As does what I’ll label Freelance Paranoia.

You can have money in the bank and a stable revenue stream and a list of clients willing to clean your keyboard if only you’ll write for them, and it’s still hard to say no.

After all, it could all go away tomorrow.

The thing is, it all could go away, and while the paranoia whispers “you’ll move into a damp cardboard box under the overpass,” reality suggests you’d only face a slog. A reboot.

Hardly the end of anything.

Right now, my wife is in Ethiopia retrieving our daughter’s two year-old sister. They arrive this weekend, so I’m taking a couple months and attempting to smother my 3.5 year-old and 2 year-old Tax Deductions with affection.

Which is why I spent the last three months turning away all new work and jettisoning a few existing clients.

For a while, I’m limiting my workload to two clients.

You work your ass off (like my wife and I) and through teamwork and sheer dumb luck and the accident of birth, you find yourself in a position to work slightly less and enjoy life slightly more.

At least for a little while.

That “enjoyment” might take the form of longer articles for interesting causes. Or it might manifest as marathon games of kickball with a pair of daughters.

I’m not ruling anything out.

We’ve been gifted extraordinarily fortunate lives; it’s a crime not to share a little of that good fortune every once in a while.

Keep writing (I am), Tom Chandler.

On Gratitude

June 12, 2012, by Tom Chandler 5 comments
My yard

My downstairs office is big and quiet and jammed with bookshelves; it’s basically ideal for getting work done. I’m not distracted by an expansive view of the mountains and it’s wholly private.

On the warm, sunny days I sometimes turn off the horrendously fast desktop PC, grab the netbook, put my feet up on the porch railing and write outside.

My yard

For the picture I took my feet off the rail (the pond is just to the left)

 

I don’t get nearly as much written, but there are compensations; just now the tree squirrels started chattering indignantly, and a few seconds later a coyote trotted through the yard.

The landscape here is volcanic, so water percolates through it like it was a coffee filter. That means our small pond doesn’t look like much, but it represents some of the only standing water in the area.

So the parade of wild animals is continuous: birds, squirrels, deer, fox, snakes, mice, an osprey and the coyote stop by on a regular basis. It drives our half-lab/half basset crazy.

Early last Thursday, I watched a black bear swim laps, grunting like he was finally scratching a persistent itch (I think he’s the same bear who demolished our garage door last year).

If I get the urge, in less than fifteen minutes I can be fly fishing one of several pretty trout streams.

In short, there are real privations associated with rural living, but the wildlife and outdoor opportunities aren’t among them.

Amusingly, I still bristle when people say I’m “lucky” to live here, as if we didn’t plan this or make sacrifices to get our three wooded acres on the flank of a stratovolcano.

I can be a prickly, cranky sort, yet I’m smart enough to know a better reaction is gratitude; becoming a fulltime professional writer today means overcoming a lot of challenges I never faced.

And here I find myself working from a part of the world unblighted by high rises and traffic.

Which means I did get lucky; putting my feet up on the porch rail means I’m literally staring out at trees and a mountain — not suburbia or an apartment parking lot.

It’s easy to get swept up in the whirlwind of work, invoicing hassles, client abuses and the massive changes sweeping the industry.

It’s better to experience a little gratitude that I get to do this at all.

Keep writing, Tom Chandler.

It’s a World Gone Mad: Underground Wins Place In “101 Best Websites For Writers”

May 24, 2012, by Tom Chandler 4 comments
Writer's Digest 101 Best Websites for Writers

In what amounts to clear proof the editors of Writer’s Digest are abusing their medical marijuana card, they have — for the third consecutive year — picked the Underground as one of their 101 Best Websites for Writers.

Writer's Digest 101 Best Websites for Writers

(You’ll find the list in their June, 2012 issue.)

There are some puzzling aspects to this. And maybe a lesson or two.

First, I invest far more time in my fly fishing blog than here, and for that effort I’ve been abused by two magazine editors and received several threatening emails from miners (don’t ask).

On the Writer Underground, people leave polite comments, a publisher inquired if I was interested in writing a book, and editors give me awards.

There is, I think, a lesson here. Let me know if you figure it out first.

Keep writing, Tom Chandler.

Irresponsibility Is Underrated (and, Panicked Packing)

April 1, 2012, by Tom Chandler 2 comments

I just shipped an article to a regional magazine, the kind of work I’d normally tell you doesn’t make much sense from a revenue perspective.

Sending a nicely written article to an editor is satisfying, but writing for satisfaction instead of money is something a working writer with a family does carefully; there are only so many hours in a day.

Then again, there are only so many years in a lifetime, and I’ve been meaning to loosen the straitjacket a little; it’s time I wrote more projects with my heart instead of my head.

Before I knew I’d be in Ethiopia for 1/3 of the month, I idly considered participating in Scriptfrenzy (a 100-page script in 30 days).

Clearly, I probably wouldn’t have done it. I know scriptwriting like I know brain surgery, but the simple fact I considered it suggests something.

So instead writing a script, my wife and I are flying to meet our new daughter, which, now that I think about it, doesn’t really make economic sense either.

Maybe I’m better at this irresponsibility thing than I thought.

Packing In A Panic

Packing clothes is not an act that consumes me; packing the right computers clearly does.

In the end, I packed the same way I packed for a fishing trip; I began the process with a monk-like, “less is more” aesthetic, but at the last minute, I paniced and threw in the kitchen sink.

With end-to-end 12 hour and 8 hour flights ahead of me, I figured I needed the Nook ereader (battery should last the whole trip), and I decided it’s time to see if the Android tablet and bluetooth keyboard are remotely useful while traveling.

The odds that working wi-fi is waiting for us in Ethiopia are marvelously slim, but in what I’ll suggest is a fit of optimism, I’m bringing the netbook — just in case real client work needs to be done.

That’s three devices, but interestingly, they add up to less bulk and weight than the middle-of-the-road laptop I owned just a few years ago.

In an attempt to stave off the thoughts of suicide I experience on any extended plane ride, I bought a pair of ebooks:

“Imagine” by Jonah Lehrer (the science of creativity and the brain).

And “Outliers” by Malcolm Gladwell (I know, he sometimes invokes “cocktail party” science, but I love his writing and I’m looking for inspiration, not ground truth.)

If things get out of hand, I’ve got some dystopian science fiction in the wings (Pump Six and Other Stories by Paolo Bacigalupi).

It’s brilliant but slightly depressing, and the idea is that Bacigalupi’s stories are just edgy enough to remind me that 20 hours on an airplane isn’t the end of the world — at least not compared to the end of the world.

I’ll let you know how it works.

See you in the sky, Tom Chandler.

Learning To Fly As A Dad (or, Why Two Teachers Are Better Than One)

March 23, 2012, by Tom Chandler 6 comments
Meski

Last fall, we learned my three-year old adopted daughter’s little sister had entered Ethiopia’s adoption system.

And that we had twelve hours to decide what to do about that.

The answer wasn’t exactly easy, but then, it was never really in doubt, especially once I played out a scene decade in the future where I explain to Meski she could have grown up with a sister, but didn’t because I wanted to fish more.

Meski

As an older sister, she’s a natural (she’s bossy).

Math Major

On April 1, we fly to Ethiopia, meet M2 (my clever code name for the new arrival), stand up in front of a court conducted in a language we don’t understand, and then fly home.

A couple months after, we fly back to Ethiopia and bring M2 home to Meski, who is preparing for her big sister role by bossing all of us around.

While Meski issues the orders, I’m doing the math; I’ll be just short of retirement age when I’m teaching my youngest to drive (which probably won’t kill me) and just a bit older when she heads off to college and starts dating slacker coffeehouse poets (which probably will kill me).

It’s a good thing I’m a writer, and therefore don’t dwell on numbers much.

Learning to Fly

Meski’s learned a lot in her 2.5 years here, like dad’s a pushover for a smile, and the really interesting stuff (like ice cream) is kept on the third shelf of the freezer.

More importantly, she’s learned to trust us.

How, I don’t know.

During her first year of life, one adult after another simply walked away from her while she suffered more privation than I have my entire life.

Today she’s fearless and athletic and climbs anything taller than she is, and without warning, she’ll leap out into space, trusting that her parents will catch her as she tumbles from orbit.

It’s nerve wracking, but it’s a useful lesson for a sometimes-cynical dad, who comes a lot closer to crawling than flying in the “Faith in Humanity” department.

Soon, I’ll have two teachers.

Keep writing, Tom Chandler.

Deadline Fatigue (And How To Avoid It)

August 26, 2011, by Tom Chandler 1 comment

Screenwriter John August dives into the negative effects of decision fatigue, a concept that goes hand-in-hand what I’m going to label Deadline Fatigue.

The latter concept isn’t all that common, but we all know the feeling.

Too many deadline-driven spikes in your stress levels — placed end to end to end — lead to all sorts of unhappy side effects, including an inability to make good decisions (also irritability, tingling in the lips, sudden brain death and worse — SEO article writing).

Add the increasingly common stressor of multitasking (no, you’re reallynotgettingmoredone), and it’s remarkable today’s copywriters — who suffer more deadlines than most writers — haven’t simply dropped dead at their keyboards.

(It’s possible I dropped dead at mine several hours ago, and my brain just hasn’t caught up with the reality.)

I’m only slightly tongue-in-cheek on this one; stack those deadlines like cordwood and you will eventually lose the ability to make good decisions, which is probably why I wrote that fairly terse email to a client who was busily engineering a series of last-minute disasters on a web project.

It’s possible to make people stop doing dumb things without suggesting they’re wholly incompetent, and a more relaxed copywriter might have recognized that.

Or not. (See what I mean about decision making?)

Of course, recognizing a problem is the first step to alleviating it; I now notice that several clients cluster deadlines at the end of the month, presumably because they want to hit the wholly artificial beginning of the month milestone.

This month is deadlines. Next month we practice a little avoidance.

In mass media entertainment terms, every action movie has that moment when a character’s fingertips barely brush the hand of salvation before the long plunge begins (have I got my action cliches right?).

This, for me, is that moment.

Today? More caffeine. Tomorrow? I sleep.

Keep writing (but take it easy on the deadlines), Tom Chandler.

Retail Love

August 20, 2011, by Tom Chandler 8 comments

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If a great big used book store doesn’t get your blood pumping, better check for a pulse. (1/5 of a Chico, CA used book store)

The Self-Medicating Writer (or, Taking My Own Advice, I Plunge Into Largely Unknown Editorial Space)

May 3, 2011, by Tom Chandler 9 comments

I’m a copywriter. Or at least that defined my writing for better than two decades.

Frankly, it’s time to branch out. Loosen the writing straight jacket a little.

Maybe do the very thing I challenge my readers to do.

In this case, that means chasing a less commercial writing gig.

See, I’ve published better than 135,00 words on the Writer Underground and 730,000 words on my Trout Underground fly fishing blog (ed: hint to readers – don’t install the WordPress Word Count plugin).

And 865,000 words amounts to a lot of sentences that haven’t become a novel or screenplay or essay book or poetry or whatever.

Then again, I’m reasonably sane — a state of affairs helped along considerably by the existence of my two blogs.

And yes, you can spin around these things until you drill halfway to the earth’s core, which isn’t exactly my style.

So today I elected to throw my keyboard into the ring for what amounts to a fly fishing writing contest — the prize for which is probably the most prestigious writing gig in fly fishing.

From my fly fishing blog:

In what feels like fly fishing’s version of American Idol (for writers), Gray’s Sporting Journal Editor Jim Babb will soon cease writing the Gray’s angling column, and is willing to look to fly fishing’s barbarian hordes for his replacement.

First, let’s applaud Babb. A willingness to read two sample columns submitted by pretty much every fly fisherman with literary pretensions (ed: most of us) is either a stunning display of populism, or a horrible experiment in exposure to near-lethal levels of bad metaphor.

We wish him luck.

Initially, I passed on the contest. I already spend too much time working and too little time fishing or hiking (or staring into the bright light that is my 2.5 year-old daughter).

And the odds are strongly against an industry outsider landing that gig.

All of which represents safe, sensible thinking.

But. You know.

What the hell.

What’s On The Table?

The parameters are simple: I deliver two sample columns from 1450 to 1485 words in length.

One is about fly fishing, and the other can be about most anything.

They have to arrive before June 1 (the editor suggests last-minute deliveries will count against you).

Which, realistically leaves me three weeks to deliver, one of which will be spent on a fly fishing trip to Tennessee.

Two weeks, then. Plus the odd non-fishing minutes in Tennessee (lucky me – my fishing trip should provide plenty of fodder).

Lucky me: I’m in the grip of an insanely busy stretch of work.

They payoff is seven columns a year, at a rate — since this is fly fishing — that probably won’t send me to early retirement.

But. You know.

What the hell.

Your Part In All This

I’m following a couple writer’s blogs where the writers chronicle the development and birth of their novels, neatly holding themselves publicly accountable.

It’s a practice that could create an atmosphere of accomplishment.

Or it could descend into truly Olympian levels of navel gazing.

In the interest of avoiding the latter, I’ll simply offer little updates as I go.

Keep writing, Tom Chandler.

Communications Job Opening in San Francisco Area (Pass it On)

January 6, 2011, by Tom Chandler No comments yet

A San Francisco-based nonprofit (economic development) is looking for a communications director, so any Undergrounder in the area thinking it’s time for a change should check out the listing (pdf alert).

Like so many contemporary communications jobs, this one involves a lot of tech knowledge (Salesforce, WordPress, Dreamweaver, etc).

I remember when a com manager job demanded little more than a certain facility with MS Word; today you need to combine specialized technical skills with clear, engaging writing skills (plus knowledge of the field, and media experience).

Add that together, and you start to wonder just how many qualified candidates actually appear on the radar. (In this economy, I suspect “enough” is the correct answer.)

Keep communicating, Tom Chandler.

The Real Secret to Success as a Copywriter (or, What Darwin Said)

July 12, 2010, by Tom Chandler 6 comments

The emails come almost weekly. And while they take different routes, the copywriters sending them all pretty much end up in the same place:
Marketing is changing

“How do I build a career as a copywriter?”

The answer is not what they expect.

Your ability to build a lasting career as a copywriter will not be based on your knowledge of “The Ten Headlines That Always Get The Sale” or a Super-Secret, Can’t Miss Sales System or knowing by heart the “Five Reasons Twitter Will Change The Universe Forever” blog post.

In fact, no post, article or book will prepare you for what’s to come.

And while businesses would like you to believe otherwise, the success of your copywriting career doesn’t rest on your choice of smartphone, Twitter client, or high-bandwidth wireless connection.

So exactly what is the key to long-term survival?

Simple. It’s your ability to adapt.

Marketing – Now With the Great Taste of Chaos

I just hung up the phone after a lengthy client conversation – but only after agreeing to teach several more online marketing classes.

Teaching was never a career goal.

In fact, I never considered it prior to the last couple years. Yet here I am, teaching classes. A lot of them.

It’s something I couldn’t do if I was close-minded about my career.

But then, when I typed my first paying copy jobs on an electric typewriter (I wasn’t man enough to go manual), I never imagined I’d write ads for high-end racing helmets, sell $10 million semiconductor manufacturing systems, eventually derive most of my income from consulting, or be successful enough to live on a beautiful property located on the flank of an inactive volcano.

In short, you may think you’ve got it all planned.

But history suggests your long-term plan is more fiction than reality.

Guess what?

For the smart, aware and adaptable copywriters reading this, that’s a good thing.

Really.

Adapt, Adapt, Adapt

If you’re building a copywriting career today, you’re facing a fast-changing marketplace, fickle customer base – and a marketing universe which will look very, very different when you wake up five years from now.

In prehistoric times (as little as ten years ago), you could handily pay the grocery bills writing corporate capability brochures. If you sprinkled in a handful of B2B direct response packages, life was pretty good.

Annual report gigs were the frosting that funded retirement accounts and new cars.

Today, two of those markets are largely toast. The other is a shadow of of its former self.

And the copywriters who specialized in the above – and didn’t see the fast-moving bus that was the Internet – became roadkill. (Ask veteran copywriter Copywriting Maven Roberta Rosenberg what happened to a couple of her print-only copywriting friends – who never made the transition to online marketing.)

The World Is Spinning Faster

If a decade seems too long ago to feel relevant, simply consider online marketing’s recent history.

Only a few years ago, every business “needed” a Second Life presence. Then a MySpace presence.

At one time, email was hot. Then it wasn’t. Now, it’s hot again (proof common sense sometimes prevails).

And let’s not forget the latest “hot” channels: Facebook and Twitter.

Twitter’s cruising, though Facebook is experiencing the inevitable backlash against their ham-fisted handling of their users and partners.

It’s tempting to say the old media channels are fading, but they’ll likely be back, albeit in different forms.

They’ll fight for survival alongside the new marketing channels, which are springing to life almost hourly.

Simply put – even within the narrow confines of the online marketing universe – much has changed in just 12 months.

And don’t doubt that more change is on the horizon.

Has your business changed with it?

All The Little Fingers, Typing

Here’s an unpleasant reality: There have never been more sets of fingers willing to type for hire.

And many of the emerging copy markets are – how do I put it tastefully – sorta low rent (the product of a [hopefully] transient lack of taste on the part of search engines, which are still in their infancy too).

And while we’re toting up the bad news, copywriting’s customer base has never been so reluctant to pay a living wage for words.

Which means today’s novice copywriter faces:

  • A chaotic media landscape
  • A search-engine derived emphasis on quantity over quality
  • The accelerating obsolescence of existing media (which will soon include some of the current “hot” channels)
  • Free-falling fee structures
  • Intense competition
  • Media channels which encourage “do-it-yourself” client marketing
  • A guarantee of more of the same

What keeps a new copywriter fed and dry in a landscape like that?

Hint: It’s Not The Alphabet

Clearly, the basics of copywriting will never change; “what’s in it for me” will still be the first question asked by prospective buyers, and your ability to answer it will determine the health of your bank account.

Still, even the basics of marketing may be bending a little under the strain of the Internet.

After reading uber-thinker Nicholas Carr’s latest book (The Shallows: What the Internet is doing to our brains), I’m fairly certain my current thinking is right; we’ll have the same sales conversations as before.

But we’ll have them in smaller chunks.

An illustration?

When I first wrote corporate web sites, the word count on the average page was far higher than today’s sites.

Then we went through a spell when “clean” design was hot (I cynically named the trend “corporate sterile”), and the pages hardly said anything at all.

Thankfully, that phase passed.

Today’s site is fast becoming a convergence point for an organization’s feeds and streams (“Feed and Stream” is likely the best unused social media magazine title ever).

Home pages can no longer be considered a site’s main landing page, and in fact, the readership of many business blogs far exceeds that of the rest of the site.

Those copywriters and marketers who can’t adapt to streams, or chunking, or insist on writing web sites the same old way because “they worked before and they’ll work now” (something I once embarrassingly said) – will see their business (especially the interesting stuff) wither away.

The Big Finish

It would be wonderful if I could boil down a foolproof survival tactic into three short bullet points.

That would be highly tweetable, but not very real.

Instead, I can offer you the following:

Challenge Your Assumptions

What’s true today could be tomorrow’s empty (and cashless) cliche. Conventional logic suggested Amazon.com was never going to turn a profit (neither was Facebook or Twitter).

Something changed, and those who recognized that change prospered as a result. I have my own ideas about the future of marketing as it concerns copywriters, but what are yours?

And more importantly, which of your assumptions (“the annual report will never go away“) are about to go down in flames?

Let me add one thought. Listening to everybody else – and accepting it as gospel – is simply a cheezy way to substitute their assumptions for yours.

The Internet is full of parrots, con men and weak-minded fools, and like Carson Brackney said, it’s your job to avoid them.

Stay Aware Of Your Revenue Streams

This is manifestly not sexy, but it is critical. Small shifts in the kinds of projects you’re seeing – and in your own revenue sources – may herald a larger, long-term shift in your business.

Ideally, you’d stay ahead of those shifts, but that’s expecting a lot.

If multiple clients start asking for the same new project, is that coincidence? Or a whole new (and largely untapped) revenue stream?

Make Things Happen

If there’s one constant on the Underground, it’s that I constantly flog my readers to go out and find the clients/work/projects they want to write.

It’s truly marvelous when the world comes to you, but you don’t have to be a statistics whiz to know your chances of achieving happiness are a lot higher when you decide what happiness looks like — instead of the next guy to call.

Have a Sense of Wonder

Admittedly, this concept hasn’t found a home in too many MBA programs. But it’s absolutely essential if you’re going to survive.

It’s my final piece of advice to my online marketing boot camp students, and one of the few things that can sustain you over the course of a long career.

There are few certainties in copywriting, though we can make pretty safe assumptions about two of them.

First, you will deal with rejection. Perhaps a lot of it. New clients won’t like your pitch. Existing customers won’t like your first draft (or your second). Your mother will urge you to find a real job.

Get used to it.

Don’t take it personally. And recognize that hiding in a totally safe, rejection-free world is akin to living in a padded room because it’s safer.

It might be safe, but you’ll eventually go mental.

And – oh yes – you should regularly marvel at the idea that somebody pays you to write for a living.

Second, we can safely assume the copywriting universe is going to change.

A lot.

You either lead the change, ride along with it, or get run over.

If you see emerging technologies as interesting, wondrous things (maintaining the kind of skepticism it takes to survive in a hype-driven field), then you’ll last a whole lot longer than if you embraced a dark, sinister worldview.

I started the Copywriter Underground simply to see if blogging really was an effective lead-generation strategy – something I’d have to know if I was going to recommend it to my clients.

Four years later, my business has morphed to the point this blog has become a pointless artifact.

The time I invest here largely reflects that. Yet this is where it truly gets interesting.

I could look at the Underground and suggest it’s been a colossal waste of time. Or marvel that I could reach so many people just by typing a few ideas into a text editor every now and then.

How could anyone not have a sense of wonder about that?

Keep writing (and adapting), Tom Chandler

The Secret To Success (or, Why You Never Set Foot In The Same Copywriting Market Twice)

February 2, 2010, by Tom Chandler No comments yet

A couple weeks ago we experienced what the local paper termed “The Storm of a Lifetime” – which left six feet of snow on the ground, many of the trees on my wooded three-acre lot broken and toppled over, and the power out for the better part of a week.

That it happened while I was running headlong into several copywriting and consulting deadlines is likely proof of a vengeful god, and – like the snow-shattered trees in the yard – I’m still cleaning up the mess.

I’m also making big changes to my business model, and if it’s one lesson I’ve learned over the years, writing your own copy and consulting on your own marketing plan are much, much harder than doing it for others.

As several other bloggers have noted, the copywriting world is changing fast, and not always for the better. I’m simply recognizing those differences.

The new venture is the logical outgrowth of my focus on the value-added copywriter, and while I’d suggest I’m taking a bold new step, the reality is less hyperbolic; I’m hurrying the transition that’s been occurring for the last handful of years.

I’m a fly fishermen, and given water’s tendency to flow downhill, I’ve always known that you never foot in the same river twice.

Given the nature of our times, it’s equally true you never step out of bed into the same world you left when you crawled in.

Ignoring that reality is a prescription for something other than fulfillment, gratification and success.

We’ll resume normal function here soon – once the trees are off the roof (and the porch, and the driveway, and the…).

Keep writing, Tom Chandler.

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