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The Week In Tweets

April 26, 2013, by No comments yet
  • The downside of "Content Marketing — blurring the lines between news and somebody's paid-for "content": http://t.co/1jHizHDo7V ->
  • Cynical, funny and (at times) cutting: "What Writing Programs Ought To Teach You When They Teach You About Writing" http://t.co/ALmhG06H09 ->
  • Hiarious Mitchell & Webb video about the kind of advice every writer receives, but wishes he didn't: http://t.co/sEdUh7IqAa ->
  • Funny stuff from McSweeney’s: A Field Guide to Common Punctuation. http://t.co/UbCcI9nSq3 ->

Write This. Or Not. (or, The Lighter Side Of People Telling You How to Write)

April 24, 2013, by Tom Chandler 5 comments

I’m on the home stretch of my annual report project, though falling a little behind on a client’s online work.

In other words, it’s business as usual here at the Underground, which means I need to deflect attention away from my lack of posting with bright, shiny objects like this funny bit of video (warning — will induce PTSD in most veteran writers):

I found this gem via screenwriter John August’s always interesting screenwriting podcast. This week they take on the subject of writing in odd environments. Enjoy!

Keep writing (or not), Tom Chandler.

This Blog Just Won An Extremely Prestigious Award. So Why Is This Person Yelling At Me?

April 19, 2013, by Tom Chandler 7 comments

In a clear (and successful) attempt to earn a link, Writer’s Digest has picked the Writer Underground as one of their Top 101 Websites For Writers — for the fourth year running.

Writer's Digest

For the record, we writers are fragile, egotistical creatures, and a little recognition feels pretty good. In fact, if I squint hard enough at the e-badge, I can make myself believe Putlitzer winners only dream about recognition like this.

Two hours after the happy email arrived and was instantly forwarded to my mother, I received a heated phone call from a marketing “guru” who was caught running a website security scam on my client. It was suggested I was delusional, uninformed and rude (no, no and yes, at least by that point).

That “feel good” stuff? Pretty much gone.

If the universe is listening, next time I’d prefer a little less Yin to go with my Yang.

Keep writing (and bringing home those heavy-duty awards), Tom Chandler.

The Week In Tweets

April 19, 2013, by No comments yet
  • RT @joshuagreen: I defy anyone to top this headline: http://t.co/AVZJwYMbxW ->

The Week In Tweets

April 12, 2013, by Tom Chandler No comments yet
  • Apple, Google, Intel conspired to not poach workers, judge rules (stay classy you "morally responsible" tech firms) http://t.co/pB6uV9s4o6 ->

The Week In Tweets

April 5, 2013, by Tom Chandler No comments yet
  • Yay! Google says it won't sue open-source software developers over specified patents unless sued first: http://t.co/hdW3FAg3Ua ->
  • Amazon Buys Goodreads Book Site, Says It's Going To Attack Tokyo Next (New Writer Underground post): http://t.co/xTJGkV7Le7 ->
  • Software for writing & designing interactive games (Haven't tried it, but think it's cool it even exists) http://t.co/51SFkk5Kc8 ->

Amazon Buys Goodreads Book Site, Says It’s Going To Attack Tokyo Next.

April 3, 2013, by Tom Chandler 4 comments
Bookzilla

Members Of Most-Successful Online Book Review Community Latest To Become Digital Sharecroppers

I write for a living and rarely contribute original work to social sites; I’m simply not interested in enriching for-profit entities for free.

Until a couple days ago, Goodreads was the sole exception. I contributed book reviews to the privately owned book community site because I valued the reviews posted by others and wanted to give something back.

Goodreads even emitted a nice, warm, fuzzy sense of community — right up until the owners announced they’d sold it to publishing bad-boy Amazon for (an estimated) $150 million.

Exit the warm and fuzzy.

Bookzilla

Amazon’s role model?

 

We’re all aware the real money in Web 2.0 is in digital sharecropping; get others to contribute content and build your network (on your land), then sell the result to the highest bidder. (You can read the always-astute Nicholas Carr’s thoughts on digital sharecropping here.)

Now, as has happened so many times before, the owners are rich and the users — whose contributions created the real value of the site — are left wondering what just happened.

Amusingly, the Goodreads announcement of the sale reads like it was crowdsourced; it answered few obvious questions, fostered a handful of new questions, and cheerleaded Amazon’s Kindle so often that every Kindle-free Goodreads member knows they just became a second-class citizen.

For a $150 million sale, you’d think they’d hire a good PR writer.

It seems clear Amazon bought Goodreads not simply for its 16 million users or its treasure trove of independent reviews (Amazon’s reviews are becomingly increasingly irrelevant due to attempts to manipulate them). According to The Atlantic, the 80/20 rule applies to readers too; 20% of the population reads 80% of the books.

Amazon’s betting a sizable percentage of that 20% are Goodreads members (total membership 16 million). To a bookseller and publisher, owning that resource is a lot like finding a shiny new bike beneath the Christmas tree.

Amazon already bought the second biggest book site (Shelfari — which has languished under their ownership), and they hold a small stake in the third largest (Librarything, which seems relatively independent).

They didn’t make these investments out of a love of books, and you wonder what book-related properties are safe from the Godzilla of digital sales.

On the Goodreads site, member responses to the announcement now run to 42 pages, and outside of a fair number of first-page kudos, those responses are overwhelmingly negative. In fact, the link to the announcement has disappeared from Goodread’s front page and from member pages. [UPDATE: I just received the Goodreads email newsletter -- sent less than a week after the announcement -- and there's no mention of the sale. Hmmmm.]

Many members haven’t forgotten last year’s holy war with the very same Amazon over metadata — and the amount of work many of them invested building the site’s own metadata when Amazon denied Goodreads access. More than a few pointed out the Orwellian turnabout.

Eventually, member discontent will die. Those who can’t stomach Amazon will leave (I downloaded my book lists and reviews before deleting them from Goodreads, though I still hold my empty account), and I suspect Amazon will do very little to upset a wary membership, at least for a while.

Keep writing, Tom Chandler.

The Week In Tweets

March 29, 2013, by Tom Chandler No comments yet
  • It's the Text Editor Texas Chainsaw Cage Match (March Madness for text editors). And the final comes down to… http://t.co/UeG7t8LOOS ->
  • RT @copylogicusa: The end of "whom?" Megan Garber writes about growing obsolescence of a pronoun: http://t.co/TuY2Wqq5el ->
  • Sex in space may be dangerous, study says (thus endeth my support the US space program): http://t.co/LgmXLfuXpg ->
  • RT @celtx: A Look Inside The Sketchbooks Of 10 Terrific Creatives http://t.co/RDB7oG5fp0 ->
  • RT @celtx: Call For Entries: Tribeca Film Festival's #6SecFilms Vine Competition | Tribeca http://t.co/byrRRqxqVB ->
  • Animated GIFs of Calvin & Hobbes (the best kid cartoons ever): http://t.co/7E6lofPqFP ->
  • The Best Outlining Tool For Writers? A Few Reasons Why It Might Just Be The Lowly Index Card: http://t.co/WkLXKZf87S ->
  • 18 obsolete words which never should have gone out of style: http://t.co/wKnewhc2l3 ->
  • RT @rosefox: Add as many Os as you like. I got all the way up to "goodreads nooooooooooooooooo" before I hit zero search results. ->

The Penalty For Incorrect Usage Is… Death (The Armed Grammarian Video)

March 28, 2013, by Tom Chandler 1 comment

I freely admit there have been times I wanted to do exactly this during an edit meeting — especially those where passive voice was forcibly injected into my copy.

The Best Outlining Tool For Writers? It Might Just Be Tucked Away In Your Desk Drawer

March 27, 2013, by Tom Chandler 4 comments
The Index Card Outline

Before you reach for that cloud-based, sunspot-powered geniusphone outlining app, consider the low-tech index card.

The Index Card Outline

I broke out the index cards again and now wonder why I ever stopped using them.

 

I used to write a lot of longer pieces where an outline was a necessity, so in the 80s and 90s I test-drove most of the available outlining software. (Almost none of it is still available, illustrating the dangers of investing muscle memory in proprietary software).

Since then, outlining has been integrated right into word processors (typically poorly), or improved beyond recognition (mind mapping, cloud sorting, etc).

Simple linear outlines from your word processor work fine for simple linear documents, but I recently wrote a couple video projects. After hacking my way through scene after scene using only a simple outline, I knew real discontent.

So I did what any intelligent writer would do — I stole from better, more-experienced writers.

I turned to the 3″ x 5″ index card.

Why The Card Is King

Index cards are a natural pretty much anytime you’re dealing with discrete elements of a larger piece. Like scenes from a movie or book. Or pages and spreads of a brochure.

That’s why they’re still commonly used by screenwriters, and why it was so easy to map my video scripts.

(For documentary/AV style video scripts which use a two-column format, I draw a vertical line down the middle of the card and mimic the script style — the left side is for visual ideas and the right is for sound.)

I also mapped the pages and spreads for an annual report project using index cards, saving time and giving me the ability to see the whole layout at once.

I can reshuffle my scenes or spreads in seconds. Quickly scratch out a badly behaved idea and replace it with a good one. Or simply make sure it all makes sense.

More importantly, index cards encourage the right kind of thinking. There isn’t room to write copy, so you work at the level of ideas instead of words.

By contrast, outliners are recognizably word processors and you’re typing, so the temptation to drill down to a concept-killing level of detail — which amounts to writing — remains.

I used index cards at the start of my career (a savvy account person once taught me how to visually map out a coherent campaign strategy using colored index cards), and once again they’re a valuable part of my toolkit.

I shouldn’t be surprised; I’m using pretty much the same letters and words I did back in the 80s and 90s. Why not some of the same technology?

Keep writing (on index cards if necessary), Tom Chandler.

The Week In Tweets

March 22, 2013, by Tom Chandler No comments yet
  • RT @celtx: Shriekfest 2013 International Horror, Thriller, Sci-Fi and Fantasy Film Festival and Screenplay Comp http://t.co/aF1Q4RWqEg ->
  • Uber sci-fi writer/director Joss Whedon’s Top 10 Writing Tips « Aerogramme Writers' Studio http://t.co/XGpdRsm4MD ->
  • “Are we going to declare war on commas, outlaw full stops?” http://t.co/7DkVPvb8Sh ->
  • Uber-screenwriter John August releases Highland — a screenplay editor and format converter: http://t.co/Iq2C1tSBZJ ->
  • Cory Doctorow: Writing in the Age of Distraction (hint: kill your word processor): http://t.co/3j8boBBU5j ->
  • 5 Award-Winning Screenwriters Discuss How They Approach Their Craft (videos): http://t.co/Vtt9ZLT8t2 ->
  • RT @estherschindler: What a great answer to the "work for exposure" ads! http://t.co/W4S5Xp47DB ->
  • A young reporter bails on the journalism profession, offers well-written explanation why: Why I left news: http://t.co/9EMIVUlq8v ->
  • What if we tore up book contracts and started over? "Things publishers can't do (yet)" – Charlie Stross: http://t.co/uJhwqFwCvk ->
  • Massive Geek Alert: The new Star Trek movie trailer (and yes, it looks good): http://t.co/4DV0ZGzM5y ->
  • As a writer, would you endure six years of dashed hopes? Ang Lee and the uncertainty of success: http://t.co/4F6cBHd145 ->

The Week In Tweets

March 15, 2013, by Tom Chandler No comments yet
  • Invest in readers, not MFAs – http://t.co/LR9ezYOlwJ http://t.co/0BaKEHqFay ->
  • Linux triumphant: Chrome OS resists cracking attempts in Google hacking competition: http://t.co/Ze73DVsC58 ->
  • The real story behind The Comic Sans Nightmare (hint: blame Microsoft): http://t.co/M2SfNauN6w ->
  • New free version of nice text editor (Mac, Windows & Linux): Komodo Edit 8: http://t.co/KTyWkfkzHh ->
  • First day back from vacation, walked right into a client website nightmare (sitemare). Things so dire calling AT&T for help (Ha!) ->
  • Best response ever (so far this week) to Yahoo's new rule ending work-from-home arrangements for employees: http://t.co/6mCX0Q9jDL ->
  • RT @grahamstrong: Wordifying has a special spot in my heart @RandomHouseCA Do not be afraid to make up your own words http://t.co/wYn6ndWQo8 ->
  • (This is the simple-yet-powerful text editor I use for 95% of my writing): Sublime Text 3 Beta 3019 is out now http://t.co/2ALattJq1a ->
  • The college graduate as unpaid intern: You didn’t really want that sexy dirty money, did you? (Eric Garland) http://t.co/3YnybCXvvR ->
  • After enduring buckets of fresh, hot criticism, Random House changes terms at digital Imprints (Hydra, Alibi, others) http://t.co/4lAA16uH77 ->
  • With the death of Google Reader, Google abandons toolmaking in favor of platform building (why that's bad): http://t.co/hpmDI3FWID ->
  • Joy Williams’s Daily Writing Routine: http://t.co/66kcYdgiyM ->
  • I'm not ashamed to say it — I like the Oxford comma too: "Commas and Feelings" – The Chronicle of Higher Education http://t.co/uAgQgQoNgz ->
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