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“Mr. Chandler, The Universe Is Calling.”

January 25, 2013, by Tom Chandler 4 comments

At the end of last week, I was sitting in my office chair after a lot of hand-to-hand combat with a pair of websites. Consulting is a good gig, but I do recall leaning back and wondering if I couldn’t scare up a pure writing gig.

No web responsibilities. No integration. No project management.

No connecting the tech dots.

Early this week, the call came. “You want to write our annual report?”

No, I haven’t written one in years. And yes, I’m pleased to write yours.

You ask, and sometimes the universe answers.

Keep writing (and asking), Tom Chandler.

The Week In Tweets

January 25, 2013, by Tom Chandler No comments yet
  • In the mood to be insulted by Martin Luther? "Filth-Spattered Wretch That You Are" http://t.co/pUifwak8 ->
  • Report: You Do Not Use Facebook Nearly as Much as You Think You Do – The Atlantic http://t.co/U7cibJs3 ->
  • The Fascinating Business Cards of 20 Famous People (Isaac Asimov is a "Natural Resource") http://t.co/8IsTtQrV ->
  • Dang, wish I had one of these — The Client Mood Ring (Tools for PR Success): http://t.co/aYRhMKtW ->
  • Great old sci-fi pulp magazine Amazing Stories brought back to life online: http://t.co/FfyDjS5P ->

Anyone Looking For An Education & Communications Manager Job In Maine?

January 24, 2013, by Tom Chandler No comments yet

The Downeast Lakes Land Trust (based in Grand Lake Stream, Maine — a tiny town where we sometimes vacation in the summer) is looking for a Communications and Education Manager (fulltime).

The Land Trust is a small organization, but they’ve done some astonishingly big things. If you’ve got mad skillz, then the job description (pdf alert!) might be worth a look.

Naturally, the Undegrounder who gets the job owes me 10% their first year’s salary (hey, it’s a lot cheaper than an employment agency).

Underground Review: Hey Whipple, Squeeze This — The Classic Guide to Creating Great Ads

January 21, 2013, by Tom Chandler No comments yet
Hey Whipple

Hey, Whipple, Squeeze This: The Classic Guide to Creating Great AdsHey, Whipple, Squeeze This: The Classic Guide to Creating Great Ads by Luke Sullivan

My rating: 4 of 5 stars

The advertising classic Hey Whipple, Squeeze This is subtitled The Classic Guide to Creating Great Ads, and while the Fourth Edition of this well-known book doesn’t exactly tell you how to create great ads (I doubt any book could), it does offer a glimpse into the mind of one of advertising’s uber-copywriters — Luke Sullivan.

Sullivan is entertaining and clever, and the book reflects his more than three decades atop the advertising heap. At points, he *tries* to outline a method for developing great advertising, but in the end, you read a work like this for the perspective and insight on the work and the industry, not step-by-step tutorials.

Sullivan rose through the ranks during the “Golden” age of print, so it’s not surprising he focuses largely on print advertising. Fortunately, he also covers emerging online media, broadcast, etc.

In fact, the chapter on radio was a favorite, though the “online” chapter was a disappointment — it felt like little more than a recitation of all the standard online marketing/social media hype and buzzphrases we’ve been subjected to the last five years.

Copywriting now covers a lot more media channels than it used to, and Sullivan cops to that in later chapters by advising readers to avoid focusing on headlines or images, concentrating instead on ideas and concepts capable of spanning almost any media channel.

Along the way, Sullivan nicely illustrates his ideas with ads (many of which you’ll recognize from the award books).

A warning to the ADHD folks reading this: “Hey Whipple” is a long book and it took me a while to plow my way through it. At times it meanders and indulges, and at one point Sullivan describes the clients/co-workers you find in the business in less-than-flattering terms. It was funny, but mostly felt more like some bizarre form of payback rather than useful information.

“Hey Whipple…” is not without its faults, but there is quality here, and for those who think being a copywriter means typing SEO articles all day long, it provides a perspective on a more rarefied aspect of the profession.

It’s useful (and too long and a little too indulgent), but it’s a must-read for anyone thinking of building a career in the creative universe. More-established copywriters will also find a few goodies to reflect on, and overall, making this one of the better advertising/copywriting/creativity books you’ll find. 
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The Week In Tweets

January 18, 2013, by Tom Chandler No comments yet
  • New Age Marketing? As Pepsi sales flatline, the company decides to search for its "Brand Soul." -The Ad Contrarian: http://t.co/JFGCuXZP ->
  • Cool! 2012 National Geographic Photography Contest Winners – The Big Picture – http://t.co/1o3L2iYe http://t.co/RLKKUKup ->
  • RT @thenextweb: 38 Of the most beautiful typeface designs released this winter http://t.co/HB8s7IY2 by @HarrisonWeber ->
  • 25 Handy Words That Simply Don’t Exist In English, But Should: http://t.co/k8rByAnb ->
  • Writers under fire: Condé Nast Contracts Cut Author’s Share in Film Deals: http://t.co/osOOdB2L ->
  • The life of a professional writer, Doonesbury style: http://t.co/gFXu65pF ->
  • Interesting interview with sci-fi writer/futurist Bruce Sterling: The Complete Interview: http://t.co/JcrvVNd2 ->

100 Reasons You Should Never Read Another List Post (Except This One)

January 11, 2013, by Tom Chandler No comments yet

The Interwebs are rife with overreaching “list” posts (“The 47 Things Every Social Media Marketer Can Learn From Those Spit-Stained Cigarette Butts Discarded At The Side Of The Road“), and I largely ignore them (you should too).

But I couldn’t ignore The Hundred Best Lists of All Time, which isn’t inane, preachy advice from fools and shills, but a list of lists from The New Yorker, including gems like The World Rock Paper Scissors player’s responsibility code (96), The Apollo 11 surface checklist (25), and The Sporting News’ “Rules of Scientific Heckling” (78)

Of course, even The New Yorker isn’t immune to the occasional blatant traffic grab (Maxim’s “Hot 100” (95) and People’s “Most Beautiful People” (88), though mostly they chart a more conservative course (Robert’s Rules of Order (10)).

What’s on the Top 100 for writers? Naturally, I constructed a list:

  • Benjamin Franklin’s “Thirteen Virtues” (94)
  • Rolling Stone’s “500 Greatest Albums of All Time” (81)
  • Modern Library’s “100 Best Novels” (75)
  • George Carlin’s “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Network Television” (44)
  • The New York Times’ best-sellers list (43)
  • The Dewey Decimal System (41)
  • Shit List (37)
  • Santa’s List! (18)
  • Elizabeth Barrett Browning’s “How Do I Love Thee?” — Sonnet 43 (17)
  • Hasbro’s “2-Letter Scrabble Words List” (16)

(Of special interest to poets and novelists are Alcoholics Anonymous’ twelve steps (8) and The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (5).)

What’s #1? You’ll have to read it yourself.

Keep writing (but never begin with “The Top 10…”), Tom Chandler.

The Week In Tweets

January 11, 2013, by Tom Chandler No comments yet
  • Excellent article about difference between you and a bank: Outrageous HSBC Settlement Proves the Drug War is a Joke: http://t.co/oiIHCeDr ->
  • More Coffeepocalypse: $500/pound coffee beans harvested *after* being eaten (and shat) by elephants. Hmmm, elephant shit…. ->
  • Writers Strike Back: TV series writers say actors full of shit when they claimed they rewrote series scripts: http://t.co/w3D0zeqK ->
  • Read sci-fi uber-writer Jon Williams' latest novella free: The Boolean Gate by Walter Jon Williams: http://t.co/TYnEMWna ->
  • AIG now considering suing government after feds (and your tax dollars) bailed it out: http://t.co/3upVQWJ7 ->
  • Best science fiction of 2012 from http://t.co/2V6L1FhK now available in free ebook:… ->
  • An Annual Review: The Questions Freelance Writers Should Ask Themselves About Their Business: http://t.co/HOefiAez ->
  • Jon Stewart rips former AIG CEO’s suit against government over interest rate paid for bailout money: http://t.co/J4fGiGuG ->

Newsweek’s Death Signals The End Of Print? Or Did It Die Because It Was Awful?

January 10, 2013, by Tom Chandler 2 comments

The last print issue of Newsweek has disappeared into bird cages everywhere, and the overriding meme in the media was one of the rise of digital and the death of print.

Newsweek's last print cover

Newsweek’s last print cover.

As a longtime recipient of a Newsweek gift subscription, I’d like to point out that Newsweek died years before the Daily Beast takeover — when it became a terrible, terrible magazine.

Over the last few years I read it more out of amusement than interest, and suspect what readership remained were little more than victims of inertia.

After it “merged” with the Daily Beast it was transformed from irrelevant and inarticulate to largely absurd and provocative, and not in any way I’d define as “good.”

Some of the media stories alluded to the magazine’s failure on an editorial level, but most ignored it in favor of a racier storyline.

We’ll see what becomes of the online version, but in truth, I’m happy it won’t clutter my mailbox again (maybe I’ll get a gift subscription to The Economist). The death of print magazines? Well, more the death of poor-quality print magazines.

Keep writing, Tom Chandler.

An Annual Review: The Questions Freelance Writers Should Ask Themselves About Their Business

January 9, 2013, by Tom Chandler 2 comments

Around the holidays I typically subject myself to a “Where Am I Going” exercise, where I invest a weekend reviewing the prior year’s work, revenue, clients and yes — my satisfaction level.

In simple terms, I figure out what’s working, what isn’t, and what I’m going to do about it. There may be more interesting ways to spend a weekend, but not many that offer a better return on your effort.

The numbers behind this year’s review were easy; I worked less due to the arrival of my second daughter, and made no sudden moves regarding clients or contract matters:

  • Four clients dominated my job list
  • I stopped accepting new gigs after the first quarter due to the arrival of another daughter
  • My numbers — given the state of semi-retirement imposed by our daughter’s arrival — were OK

So what were the issues? What has to change next year? What’s working well?

Let’s take a walk around my brain.

Problem Area #1: Nice Client, Bad Situation

Over the last two years I invested a lot of energy in a client. I like their mission — enough that after we built their racy new website, I took a contract deal to manage their online presence that paid a bit less than normal.

Sometimes you calculate return on investment in terms other than money.

Unfortunately, the communications issues that plagued us have grown worse, and a quick review of my timesheets tells me I’m now spending more than 75% of my contract time putting out fires or handling low-level online tasks.

In simple terms, instead of writing, I’m supporting other people (in one case papering over a lack of online marketing experience).

That’s good for the client but only occasionally gratifying for the freelancer, and when a client relationship starts to give you an uneasy feeling, you have to ask a few questions:

  • Am I producing new, high-profile or groundbreaking work?
  • Am I learning, or getting anything more substantial than a paycheck?
  • Is the paycheck (or satisfaction level) big enough to offset the hassles or lost opportunity costs?
  • Is it furthering my career?

Freelancers are always tempted to stay with the devil you know, but remember, you’re not just working for the next paycheck.

You’re building a career.

Jobs that don’t move that career forward should be viewed with suspicion, the idea being you’re creating something lasting, not crafting the freelance equivalent of a series of one-night stands.

Problem Area #2: Not Pitch Perfect

I lost a competitive project pitch despite being uniquely qualified, the kind of thing my wife describes as an AFGE (Another F*ing Growth Experience).

Do enough of these and you realize 1/3 to 1/2 of the Requests For Proposal (RFP) you read are decided before the RFP is written, though in this case I’d suggest the prospect’s personal relationship with a less-qualified competitor doomed our proposal.

Still, I realized my proposal wasn’t sharp. And I’m having trouble defining my business, the description of which largely lacks the accomplishments of the last four years.

These include efforts like building (from scratch) an organization’s online presence and revitalizing another’s stagnant email program.

In other words, my “story” has changed, but my approach (and website) haven’t.

The moral? It’s easy to drift, and even our own perceptions may not match reality. I’ll fix it before the next pitch.

Time To Play A Little

What us geezer types used to call “multimedia” holds a growing fascination for me, and the technology is so ridiculously cheap and simple I decided it’s criminal I haven’t mucked around with it yet.

Screencasts, podcasts, videos. They’re ripe for experimentation.

In other words, stop learning, start dying.

I file this under the “Things to do because they seem fun” category instead of the “Things to do because they could lead to revenue” niche, but it’s surprising how often the former translates to the latter.

Big Win: Writer Gear

In 2012 I finally cobbled together something approaching the friction-free writing environment I’ve long wanted.

It’s damned efficient (though not beautiful).

I write 95% of my work in the very fast, hugely configurable Sublime Text 2 text editor, which — after the addition of a couple free plug-ins — allows me to write in a simple text markup language (Markdown), then copy and paste HTML for online use. If I want a document, I can create a formatted version (in .docx, .odt or .rtf formats) with one simple command.

In seconds.

Ahhhhhhh. (The sound of a happy writer.)

The 2013 Manifesto

After two years of minimal client prospecting, I’ve identified two organizations for pitches and a whole industry for exploration.

I’m giving myself until April to whip the supporting bits (website, collateral, pitch, etc) into shape.

For the last two years, it’s safe to say my wife and I have been in a state of overwhelm at the hands of our two adopted daughters, but a freelance career is a little like a shark; stop moving forward and you might just die.

Anyone else endure their own year-in-review exercise?

Keep writing (and working, and changing, and evaluating), Tom Chandler.

My daughters

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Killer Magazine Lead Of The Day (Or, What A Pickpocket Can Teach You About Attention)

January 8, 2013, by Tom Chandler No comments yet

The New Yorker profiled a talented pickpocket who works as an entertainer instead of a thief, and because the lead is dramatic and fun and brilliant, I decided you needed to read it:

A few years ago, at a Las Vegas convention for magicians, Penn Jillette, of the act Penn and Teller, was introduced to a soft-spoken young man named Apollo Robbins, who has a reputation as a pickpocket of almost supernatural ability. Jillette, who ranks pickpockets, he says, “a few notches below hypnotists on the show-biz totem pole,” was holding court at a table of colleagues, and he asked Robbins for a demonstration, ready to be unimpressed. Robbins demurred, claiming that he felt uncomfortable working in front of other magicians. He pointed out that, since Jillette was wearing only shorts and a sports shirt, he wouldn’t have much to work with.

“Come on,” Jillette said. “Steal something from me.”

Again, Robbins begged off, but he offered to do a trick instead. He instructed Jillette to place a ring that he was wearing on a piece of paper and trace its outline with a pen. By now, a small crowd had gathered. Jillette removed his ring, put it down on the paper, unclipped a pen from his shirt, and leaned forward, preparing to draw. After a moment, he froze and looked up. His face was pale.

“Fuck. You,” he said, and slumped into a chair.

Robbins held up a thin, cylindrical object: the cartridge from Jillette’s pen.

If you don’t want to read further, better check for a pulse (the rest of the article is just as compelling).

For those who need an excuse to spend a few minutes with an article, I’ll admit it has nothing to do with writing, but that it did leave me with a few interesting ideas about the nature of attention. (There. I’ve given you cover.)

Free Bonus Video

Because I’m a benevolent magazine snob (what, you don’t subscribe to the New Yorker?!), I’ll include — for free — a video of Robbins demonstrating why you have little hope of keeping your wallet and smartphone intact in the face of a talented pickpocket.

Enjoy.

Keep stealing, Tom Chandler.

Illustrator Adds Beautiful Touch To Maurice Sendak Interview By Fresh Air’s Terry Gross

January 6, 2013, by Tom Chandler No comments yet

I remember hearing this Terry Gross interview “Fresh Air” radio with children’s book writer and illustrator Maurice Sendak, the last five minutes of which were seriously moving. In this video, illustrator Christoph Niemann annotated the interview with his illustrations, and the overall effect is astonishing.

A nice reminder of the power of a perceptive interviewer and a pair of decidedly “old school” media.

The Week In Tweets

January 4, 2013, by Tom Chandler No comments yet
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  • A novelist/TV writer says good-bye to a character he's obviously grown to love: My Final Monk – A Writer's Life http://t.co/DiKGVHKW ->
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