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Mistakenly Shut Down The Hugo Awards Live Feed? Turns Out There’s An App For That…

September 8, 2012, by Tom Chandler No comments yet

Humanity, meet your new robot overlords, who apparently don’t think much of our award-winning science fiction:

In the middle of the annual Hugo Awards event at Worldcon, which thousands of people tuned into via video streaming service Ustream, the feed cut off — just as Neil Gaiman was giving an acceptance speech for his Doctor Who script, “The Doctor’s Wife.” Where Gaiman’s face had been were the words, “Worldcon banned due to copyright infringement.” What the hell?

Turns out Ustream hires a third-party service (Vobile) to police its streams for copyright infringement. Their bots realized a couple of Dr. Who snippets were being played, and — sensing that people might be having a good time — immediately shut down the stream.

Well played, robots!

Sure, those clips were played legally, but how’s a robot to know?

Now Ustream and online attack dog vendor Vobile are lobbing contradictory accusations back and forth like giant blame-filled beach balls.

Underlying all this is the certainty that pissing off the SF psychographic online is a bad, bad idea.

(Note: I would have reprinted the Ustream CEO’s somewhat weaselly apology here in its entirety, but I noticed it contained the words “third-party system,” which I hold the copyright on, so I’m forced to suspend his statement. That’s some tough luck, Ustream.)

Keep writing (even as our robot overlords shut you down), Tom Chandler.

Celtx Giving $10,000 To Independent Filmmakers

September 7, 2012, by Tom Chandler 2 comments
Celtx Seeds 3

I use Celtx screenwriting/production software (free!) to write my corporate video scripts, but I love ‘em to death for their willingness to give back to the filmmaking community through their Celtx Seeds program:

Funding Independant Filmmakers

From September 21st to November 23rd, we’ll select one filmmaker each week to receive a $1,000 grant, plus Celtx promotion. It could be you.
Submit your Video

We want to see your single best storytelling video. Share it through your Celtx account with seeds@celtx.com. If you don’t have a Celtx account, signing up is free and easy.

$1,000 probably won’t take you all the way to the Academy Awards, but it might just jump-start a screenwriting or movie-making career, which isn’t a bad thing.

Celtx Seeds 3

Celtx is giving $10,000 to independent filmmakers…

 

Keep writing (scripts, if that’s what turns you on), Tom Chandler.

Bigger, Better Spam (Yet Another Sign I’ve Arrived)

September 5, 2012, by Tom Chandler 4 comments

We’ve all received emails from Nigerian princes suggesting we help them move their non-existent millions out of their non-existent secret bank accounts, but this morning I found I’d been befriended by the daughter of the late Libyan despot Gaddafi:

Good Day,

Am Aisha Gaddafi daughter of late Colonel Gaddafi the Libyan leader.I am contacting you to assist me in removing the sum of sixty five million USA dollars being deposited with a security company in UAE Dubai.

The funds was deposited with a security company in my name and as a matter of fact, me and my only son and the entire family of my father in-law were trapped in a bunker here in Tripoli I manage to sneak out with my son with the help of a security guard on duty that fateful day, i manage to crossed the border and I am presently into hiding in Senegal without any other means of communication unless my laptop hoping to arrange for my traveling out possible to Europe to safe guard my life because I know that the regime of my father has collapse after his death Please for your kind assistance I will offer you 30% of the total sum, all the legal documentation concerning the deposit are with me, I will only write power of attorney making you the new beneficiary of the deposit so that the security company can release the consignment to you.

I somehow feel like I’m moving up the spam/phishing food chain — that in my early 50s and after many years on the Internet, I’m now important enough to warrant false emails from better-known people.

Yesterday I merited only some nameless prince. Today I’m worthy of a tyrannical murdering dictator’s family member.

My lack of a Power 150 ranking notwithstanding, I’m clearly arriving.

Keep writing (and envying my big move up the food chain), Tom Chandler.

Weekly Tweetfest

September 2, 2012, by Tom Chandler No comments yet
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1600 Reasons Writers May Not Want To Buy An Ultrabook

August 31, 2012, by Tom Chandler 6 comments
Tiny text

My wife recently bought an ASUS Zenbook, which is an astonishing piece of hardware; a fast, sleek featherweight that runs forever on a charge and basically pegs the sexy meter.

Aside from a keyboard that requires a direct hit on the key to activate, it sounds like the perfect writer’s toy.

Still, I laid it out next to my anchor-like, recently-revived-after-the-cat-threw-up-on-it 17″ Dell laptop, and realized I won’t buy one anytime soon (yes, my wife got one, so in the interest of spousal equivalence, I was considering one too).

I knew the Zenbook screen crammed 1600 horizontal pixels into a 13″ display. Meanwhile, my Dell wildly underachieves by comparison — its mammoth 17″ display only supports 1400 horizontal pixels.

The Zenbook wins, right?

Wrong.

In the rush to ever-higher screen resolutions, I think we’re reaching some practical limits, at least if you’re a 51 year-old writer with a lot of miles on your eyes.

Tiny text

How small can type get before our heads explode?

 

Windows allows you to dial up the Zenbook’s type size, but the user interface very quickly looks wrong, and the whole thing looks silly.

And while I knew intellectually type was shrinking in higher-resolution displays, I had to see it on my wife’s Ultrabook to truly grasp the reality.

(I’m purposely ignoring the issue of higher-resolution “Retina” displays, which maintain type sizes while increasing overall pixel density. They’re gorgeous, but the Intertubes have largely operated on one resolution, and as that changes, well, let’s say web developers have my sympathies.)

So while I may still buy an Ultrabook (no, I won’t let her win), I’ll find one with a low-tech, elderly friendly, 1366 pixel display.

Maybe a Dell Project Sputnik — their XPS 13 Ultrabook loaded with a developer’s version of Ubuntu Linux.

Writers can get a little quirky about keyboards and text processors, but when you push away from the desk at the end of a long day, your monitor determines how your head feels.

Keep writing (but not squinting), Tom Chandler.

Why Work For Glowing Reviews When You Can Simply Buy Them?

August 27, 2012, by Tom Chandler 11 comments

The indie publishing world is now finally acknowledging what’s been obvious for some time.

Some of its best-known (and best-selling) authors paid for hundreds (or thousands) of glowing reviews to appear on the Internet and Amazon.

This New York Times story makes it clear that readers who blindly trust Amazon’s review system will eventually end up puzzled by the abominable prose filling the supposedly “five-star” book they just bought.

(Note: I’ve long been a member of Goodreads, a Google-owned book review site. I’m sure it’s being gamed, but it’s relatively easy to check the validity of reviewers, and it’s far more trustworthy than Amazon’s reviews.)

Long abused by family members, friends and authors trading glowing reviews with each other, Amazon’s reviews are to be trusted about as much as writer John Locke, the million-ebook-selling author who was outed in the NY Times article as having purchased 300 glowing reviews for his books — a fact not-surprisingly left out of his “How I Sold One Million E-Books in Five Months” ebook.

Sleazy, Locke. Sleazy.

The Hidden Backstory

Sure to be ignored among all the gnashing of teeth is how easy it was for the “entrepreneur” selling all those reviews to find writers willing to create them:

How little, he wondered, could he pay freelance reviewers and still satisfy the authors? He figured on $15. He advertised on Craigslist and received 75 responses within 24 hours.

Potential reviewers were told that if they felt they could not give a book a five-star review, they should say so and would still be paid half their fee, Mr. Rutherford said. As you might guess, this hardly ever happened.

Amazon and other e-commerce sites have policies against paying for reviews. But Mr. Rutherford did not spend much time worrying about that. “I was just a pure capitalist,” he said. Amazon declined to comment.

Mr. Rutherford’s busiest reviewer was Brittany Walters-Bearden, now 24, a freelancer who had just returned to the United States from a stint in South Africa. She had recently married a former professional wrestler, and the newlyweds had run out of money and were living in a hotel in Las Vegas when she saw the job posting.

Ms. Walters-Bearden had the energy of youth and an upbeat attitude. “A lot of the books were trying to prove creationism,” she said. “I was like, I don’t know where I stand, but they make a solid case.”

For a 50-word review, she said she could find “enough information on the Internet so that I didn’t need to read anything, really.” For a 300-word review, she said, “I spent about 15 minutes reading the book.” She wrote three of each every week as well as press releases. In a few months, she earned $12,500.

“There were books I wished I could have gone back and actually read,” she said. “But I had to produce 70 pieces of content a week to pay my bills.”

Drawing parallels to content mills (like Copify) is very easy to do — and probably appropriate. It’s clear that most paid book reviews are sourced from existing content and glued together (rewritten just enough to beat the plagiarism filters) — a reasonable approximation of what goes on when writers pound out SEO articles for $12.

Once again, an overabundance of labor on the backend is making wholesale manipulation of online engines (search and review) a wholly cost-effective opportunity.

Keep writing (just don’t be a jerk about it), Tom Chandler.

Weekly Tweetfest

August 26, 2012, by Tom Chandler No comments yet
  • Michael J Nelson on MST3K and the heavily anticipated return of Manos: The Hands of Fate (yes I'm a geek) http://t.co/NoXsKyV1 #
  • Matt Stibbe offering an internship: Graduate Marketing Intern for Articulate Marketing: http://t.co/VgdSPZnX #
  • States with more craft breweries happier than others (did you ever doubt it?) http://t.co/Kl9EGzAV #
  • Short interview with film director Gus Van Sant (Good Will Hunting), talks photography, working with Matt Damon: http://t.co/p1cMqFyW #
  • Scholarfight! Scientists fighting over spread of "omics" suffix in technical language ("It's a language parasite"): http://t.co/vXbnyxiR #
  • A Literary shot glass set?? Drink with the Great Drinkers: http://t.co/M09130fi #
  • "How to" from the Ad Contrarian? Great post about how to present creative work to a client: http://t.co/jhEPeVAf #
  • The Mobile Phone Throwing World Championships (good training for that day you get fed up): http://t.co/onqkQkUg #
  • Writer Birthdays! Annie Proulx, Ray Bradbury and Dorothy Parker: http://t.co/FGttre9L #
  • I'd tune to see this at the Olympics: New US record 5:15 'Beer Mile' set by Olympian: http://t.co/u9EKOpxk #

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Windows 8: A Multi-Car Pileup Coming To A PC Near You?

August 24, 2012, by Tom Chandler 2 comments

As a happy Linux user, I’m watching the launch of Windows 8 from a perspective similar to someone who goes to the local speedway expecting to see a multi-car pileup.

The train wreck that was Windows Vista drove many of us (me included) to the Linux OS or the Mac. With Windows 8 set to roll out a whole new interface (one optimized for mobile devices instead of the desktop), I think I can already hear the brakes screeching.

Apparently a few publications agree (from this SJ Mercury News-powered SiliconValley.com email):

So will Windows 8, an operating system that targets both PC and tablet users, save the day? Recent reviews — of the release to manufacturing, or RTM, or final, version — haven’t been kind. InfoWorld: “Yes, it’s that bad. … From the user’s standpoint, Windows 8 is a failure — an awkward mishmash that pulls the user in two directions at once.” Computerworld: The “two interfaces uneasily coexist.” But according to Gizmodo’s detailed review, the “execution” is “not half bad.”

Note that Ubuntu Linux went through something similar a couple years ago; they moved from a “standard” desktop environment to something more comfortable on a touchscreen.

That interface was called Unity, and while it’s ultimately grown into something useful for desktop users, Linux users can pick and choose from five different (and mature) desktop environments, so I simply downloaded an alternative desktop (XFCE) and kept working.

Windows users don’t enjoy the same level of choice.

For Microsoft, the idea is to create a uniform user experience across computers — from the desktop to mobile. Which makes sense. Be nice to pick up a project on your tablet right where you left off on your desktop — using approximately the same tools.

The problem is there really aren’t any Windows mobile devices. At least not enough to make it interesting.

You slip behind the wheel of Windows computer every day? I’d keep my foot near the brakes.

Keep writing, Tom Chandler.

Weekly Tweetfest

August 19, 2012, by Tom Chandler No comments yet
  • What happens when you glue metal type to a sphere and roll it? Type nerd heaven, that's what. Typographic sphere: http://t.co/o7hTu7Ze #
  • Upload your script for a read-through by computer voices (real voice actors available): http://t.co/MXyjQssW #
  • Groupon earnings report: The daily deals site’s crummy business model is finally dead. Hooray! – Slate Magazine: http://t.co/Aayf4rh9 #
  • Writer's Stylebook Death Match: AP Stylebook now a bigger linguistic authority than Merriam-Webster? http://t.co/0rK1WKhX #
  • Cathy Bryant Has Written the Worst Sentence of the Year (don't read just before meals): http://t.co/CvRcVMbA #
  • "Our subscribers choose a vintage, out-of-print SF book to rescue, and, with permission, ebookify" Singularity http://t.co/urvC7TFG #
  • Oracle forced to disclose it's paying noted anti-Google blogger Florian Mueller (Oracle looking pretty slimy) http://t.co/6fseZO38 #

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Freelance Video Friday (You Know, Get Paid, OK?)

August 17, 2012, by Tom Chandler 2 comments

“The problem is there’s so goddamned many writers who don’t know they’re supposed to be paid every time they do something”
 –Harlan Ellison

I stumbled on the first video which reminded me of the second (stolen quote above), and I thought it was time to run them side by side.

 

The first video ran atop an article about a freelance writer who rewrote a badly ghostwritten book, and not only didn’t get the second half of the payment, she actually gave the first payment back.

Cringeworthy.

(If any of my readers ever do something that stupid, I’ll find you and beat the crap out of you)

Keep writing (and getting paid for it), Tom Chandler.

“You send me the goddamned DVD now or I’m going to come down to your office and burn it to the ground. How about that?”
 –more Harlan Ellison

How To Stop Reading Dumb “How To Write…” Posts

August 17, 2012, by Tom Chandler 1 comment

If anything in the writing universe is ripe for satire, it’s the endless “How To Write Like John Irving Right Now” posts cluttering the writersphere.

Which is why I was delighted to find this gem from the incomparable McSweeney’s: “The Ultimate Guide To Writing Better Than You Normally Do.”

You’ll want to read the whole thing, but the first taste is free:

WRITE EVERY DAY

Writing is a muscle. Smaller than a hamstring and slightly bigger than a bicep, and it needs to be exercised to get stronger. Think of your words as reps, your paragraphs as sets, your pages as daily workouts. Think of your laptop as a machine like the one at the gym where you open and close your inner thighs in front of everyone, exposing both your insecurities and your genitals. Because that is what writing is all about.

Keep writing (you’ll get more written if you stop reading serious “Ten Tips…” articles), Tom Chandler.

How Should The Modern “Meta Copywriter” Charge For His Work?

August 16, 2012, by Tom Chandler 2 comments
typewriter

Today’s Copywriters Do More. Are We Getting Paid Enough For It?

Essentially, there are so many low-cost, easy-access media channels popping up that every project ends up in several pipelines.

typewriter

Today’s projects are more complex. How do we charge?

For example, you don’t simply write a video script. My checklist on a recent video project included not just the script, but a lot of extras:

  • The video outline/treatment
  • The video script
  • The copy blurb for Vimeo/YouTube
  • The 2000 word article that runs alongside the video on the blog
  • A couple tweets
  • The Facebook post
  • The email announcing the video
  • The press release

Today, that’s probably the bare minimum of projects needed to support a video. And at small and medium-sized organizations (and most nonprofits), the person stuffing all that content into pipelines might just be me.

Clearly, times have changed; we’re doing more than simply writing text and dumping the finished draft on some art director’s desk.

Simply put, we’ve gone Meta.

And how, exactly, should a “meta” copywriter charge for all those pieces?

Meta Charging

For literally decades I advocated setting project fees instead of charging hourly rates. It was always easier to project revenue when selling projects, and hourly simply made no sense.

I mean, the hotter you are that day, the less you make?

And who pays for the day you had a fight with your spouse and produced exactly zero good ideas (or words)?

Now — in light of what I’ll now dub copywriting’s “Meta-Age” — I’m looking at hybrid pricing.

That means charging a project fee for the creative chunk (video script, outline, script, revisions, discussions with director, etc.).

And hourly fees for the grunt work, which makes up a small percentage of the project, but sometimes vary wildly due to circumstances beyond the writer’s control.

This way, the client knows what they’re paying for the core project, yet I’m not forced to hand them a heavily padded project estimate because of all the unknowns surrounding the social media/email bits.

It also means we can neatly accommodate any brainstorms (media/blogger outreach, trailer script, Academy Award acceptance speech…) without renegotiating the whole package.

Finally, it puts an end to me eating the time I didn’t charge because the added work was simple and didn’t amount to enough to re-negotiate (yadda yadda yadda…).

Why Hybrid Pricing Might Not Work, And What To Do

Some clients suffer an intensely negative reaction to open-ended fee structures, and for them, I have an all-inclusive project estimate ready — one that necessarily includes all sorts of padding to cover the inevitable bad days, time wasters and other goodies.

For those who want a meta copywriter — with all that entails — at a fair price, I think hybrid pricing might be the ticket.

Keep writing (and getting paid fairly for it), Tom Chandler.

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