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Collateral Damage Blog List "10 Biggest Marketing Blunders of 2010" (or, He Reports, We Snicker)

December 27, 2010, by TC 4 comments

The always-amusing Collateral Damage Blog has released its annual “10 Biggest Marketing Blunders of 2010” list, and as always, I’m thankful to see none of my clients on the list.

This year’s winner should come as a surprise to no one, but we’ll let the Damage folks say it:

Under the astute guidance of now former-CEO Tony “I want my life back” Hayward, BP proved time and time again why it so wisely decided to can its positioning as the environmentally friendly oil company. Here’s just a few of Tony’s finer moments:

1. Creates one of the quotes of the year by saying, “I want my life back.”
2. In testimony before Congress he makes a point to remind us all that, “We care about the little people.”
3. At the height of the spill he takes a weekend off to go watch yacht races at the Isle of Wright in England.
4. In a slick video ad he takes pride in the fact that BP has “organized the largest environmental response in this country’s history.”
5. His parting words on stepping down as CEO: “Safety, people and performance have been my watchwords. We’ve made significant progress.”

But Tony didn’t win this award all on his own. No he had help from literally thousands of BP execs like BP spokesman Randy Prescott: who said, “Louisiana isn’t the only place that has shrimp.”

Frankly, it just gets better (“sperm logo” sneakers and the magazine industry also enjoy their time in the sun), and this is one Annual Top Ten list that’s actually worth your time.

Keep writing, Tom Chandler.

Collateral Damage Publishes "Top Ten Marketing Blunders of the Year"

December 11, 2009, by TC No comments yet

‘Tis the season for eggnog, sales, and yes – endless year-end “Top 10″ lists.

This one, however, was produced by none other than funnyman Constantine Von Hoffman, so I’m giving his “Top Ten Marketing Blunders of the Year” post a little well-deserved juice.

Collateral Damage's Top Ten Marketing Blunders of the Year

My favorite? His skewering of General Motors’ weaselly “Apology” ad where the company pretends at a mea culpa while actually accepting zero responsibility.

Collateral Damage Blog Lists "Top 10 Marketing Blunders" of 2008

December 11, 2008, by TC 2 comments

Constantine von Hoffman’s Collateral Damage marketing/humor blog offers me a chance to laugh at my own industry (and some days it’s a real silver lining), and you won’t want to miss his Top 10 Marketing Blunders of 2008 post.

As if there was any real question, his Grand Prize Winner is the John McCain campaign, though GM ran a close second.

The real meat of the post is found in the smaller blunders, like McDonalds comparing founder Ray Kroc to Martin Luther King, Barbie Rice Krispies Treats, or the email service that lets you taunt friends after the rapture (Wouldn’t simply signing up for this service disqualify you?).

His laugh-out-loud post receives the Underground’s Official Seal of Approval (That’s the Official “Feel Better About Your Own Mistakes by Reveling In The Stupidities of Others” Seal).

Keep laughing, Tom Chandler.

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