Hilarious. And a musical too, which makes it classier.
Hilarious. And a musical too, which makes it classier.
If we’re lucky, every new creative person stumbles upon a hero — someone whose creative work aligns so perfectly with our own tastes that their work seems almost hypnotic.
For a time, we might even try to emulate them, though eventually we find our own voice. Still, you never forget your first.
When I was learning the craft, one of my copywriting heroes was Tom McElligott, a copywriter and creative director who went on an astonishing creative run in the 1980s.
As a writer and creative director, McElligott won awards by the truckload, especially when he hit his stride at the Fallon-McElligot agency. In fact, his agency so dominated the awards competitions that his retirement became fodder for the next year’s call for entries.

McElligot's agency dominated the awards shows
Under his direction, Fallon McElligott created the famous “Perception/Reality” ad campaign for Rolling Stone, and McElligott was credited with brilliance like the “The Daily Diary Of The American Dream” tagline for the Wall Street Journal. In fact, I’m temped to say McElligott was largely responsible for the rise of the famous “Minnesota School” style of hard-hitting print advertising, but that’s probably a fanboy’s perspective.
But I’ll say it anyway.
Unlike today’s consumer advertising, where visuals dominate and copy is sometimes considered an impediment to an ad’s global effectiveness, McElligott’s print ads featured witty, aggressive, sometimes-provocative headlines bouncing off equally witty visuals.

A playful fear appeal? Hard to do, but brilliantly executed.
The whole of his campaigns always exceeded the sum of their parts, and in McElligott’s ads, the reader was invited along for the creative ride. Fallon McElligott became rightly famous for their aggressive new business campaigns; in one memorable incident, Fallon McElligot parked a Sherman tank in front the Scott’s (lawn care) headquarters. The banner said they’d do whatever they had to to “protect Scott’s turf.”

The creative new business pitch; risky, but worth it (they won the account)
Given the simultaneous rise of McElligott and legendary creative shops like Chiat/Day, Wieden & Kennedy, GB&S and others, it’s hard not to suggest the 1980s were the Golden Age of Print Advertising.
(This was before the Internet tried to strangle the big idea and copywriters reduced themselves to sweatshop status by labeling what they did as “content.”)

Another McElligott ad
Right now, marketing is as much in the hands of programmers as creatives, though eventually the pendulum will swing back towards the kind of creative insurgency which sprouted in the 80s, when McElligott, Lee Clow and others headed out into largely unexplored space.
When that happens, copywriters could do a lot worse than use McElligott’s print work — which displayed an uncanny mix of personable humor and head-butting impact — as a starting point.
Keep creating, Tom Chandler.

The famous (and hugely insightful) Rolling Stone "Perception vs. Reality" ads
The New Yorker launches its new Page-Turner book blog with a bang — and a slide show of literary cartoons.
Occasionally I come across people who claim to be writers, yet don’t subscribe to The New Yorker. Look folks, Us Weakly isn’t going to get it done.
Keep reading the good stuff, Tom Chandler.
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Who says the best creative work comes out of ad agencies?

My daughter is very good at smearing paint on her hands...
I’m fascinated by the work habits of writers.
I’m addicted to the “The Setup” site, and have consumed all of John August’s “Workspace” screenwriter interviews.
Sadly, copywriters are poorly represented in the writer’s universe (there are some real and imagined biases that account for that), and I thought it was time to shine a spotlight on a handful of working copywriters. And by “working” copywriters, I mean writers who rarely get to enjoy the luxuries of writer’s block, sloppy work or a byline.
Good copywriters play in a merciless arena of ideas and tight writing, and writers who thrive in that space are probably worth a little study.
First up in my Working Writer’s series is Bad Language’s Matthew Stibbe — author of what is probably the only copywriting blog from the mid-aughts still in my RSS reader. Copywriting blogs tend towards transparent self promotion, yet Bad Language has remained a sometimes funny, always authentic look at copywriting and marketing.
Stibbe’s English (so he sounds funny but writes well), and works with blue-chip clients like Microsoft and HP.
Not a bad place to start. Welcome to Working Writers.
My name is Matthew Stibbe. I’m CEO of Articulate Marketing where most of my work is business-to-business copywriting for large tech companies, including Microsoft, Symantec, HP and LinkedIn.
My background, hopping on one leg, is: history at Oxford, a decade making computer games and a few years as a freelance journalist. When I’m not writing, I’m flying, learning Dutch or running my other business, Turbine.
I have a writing blog and a flying blog and I’m a contributor to Forbes.com.
My main day-to-day writing machine is a bit of a frankenputer made up of bits of other computers glued together. It has a five year-old motherboard but 16GB of RAM and a new SSD plus two huge 1920×1280 screens of hinged arms.
Why I like it and why I keep nursing it long after it’s sell-by date is that it is completely silent. It has a double-walled aluminium felt-lined case, an enormous but silent fan and a graphics card with a huge brass heat sink. Silence is the best working environment for me.
It runs Windows 7 Professional 64-bit (hey, I work for Microsoft, what did you expect?) I do almost all my writing in Word, after nearly two decades of hard wired habit. I use an Apple USB keyboard after I wore out two Microsoft ergonomic keyboards in as many years. It’s not so much the durability or the feel of it (though both are good) but it’s just really quiet when I’m typing so that works really well when I’m taking notes during a phone interview.
I have recently swapped my trusty HP notebook for a MacBook Air. The HP is okay (and their new Folio 13 is very good indeed) but the Air is the most beautiful laptop I have ever owned. It’s fantastic and I love it deeply.
I’m a connoisseur of ultraportable laptops and most of them have been disappointments. The OQO, Libretto, tiny Sony Vaio, the 1995 HP 200LX, two Newtons, four Pilots and many more have all been through my grubby paws but only the Air has really delivered portability and functionality in the same package. (Although the old Toshiba Portege 3440CT did a pretty good job in its time.)
I use some others pretty regularly: Balsamiq for UI mockups, OneNote for note taking, Outlook for task management, Live Writer for blog posts. I’m slowly moving to hosted cloud apps for routine business stuff and I’m loving Freshbooks for invoicing and Capsule for CRM. I use Microsoft Office 365 for email hosting and it works really well. And Dropbox, but you’re already using that, aren’t you?
I have an iPad which is great for reading. Every aspiring writer should be a greedy reader and I have the New Yorker, Atlantic, Wired, Economist and Kindle on my iPad. I also like the Readability app. Not sure I could write a long article on my iPad but I’m thinking about how I might be able to use to mark up or edit documents via Dropbox.
Three big breakthroughs in my working life:
Ruthless task management. I have a good list that tells me all the time what I need to be working on and when it’s due. I have had this since I was 15 but it’s evolved from a school notebook to a carefully curated Outlook task list.
Document parsing. I studied history at university and learned, mostly by practice and enlightened laziness, the ability to read through a lot of material quickly and soak up the bits of information I needed. Also, for larger more formal projects, the ability to take notes and clip out the bits of data I need for references. This makes large projects much easier.
Doing interviews on the phone rather than schlepping out to see people and then taking notes while I’m talking so I don’t need to write a post-call transcript. When I was a journalist this technique literally saved me two or three days a week. Even as a copywriter, interviews are a valuable tool and this approach means I can do a bunch of them without spending a lot of time on the process. There’s nothing like talking to an expert to get a project kick-started.
I don’t know how useful this is as advice. If you want some advice, I think my best tip is to learn to concentrate. Getting up early and writing in the morning is also helpful, but again, I already wrote about it.
Context switching between jobs is a big issue. It takes a while for my brain to Alt-Tab between one client’s project and another. So when the phone goes and I have rewrites to do and two or three little things to do in a day, I’m much less productive than when I have one big project and the whole day (or week) to do it. So I love it when clients give me big chunky projects to do. It’s not just the money, it’s the chance to really get up into top gear and put get motoring.
What I’d love is two or three screens with the resolution and size of the new iPad 2.5. It would be easier on the eye and better for reading.
I think my perfect setup would be three iPad-style screens plus a computer that is as quiet as my current one but much faster. However, I suspect that in two or three years, I’ll be running very little local software. It’ll all be in the cloud and all I need is a great screen and a great keyboard and a good Internet connection.
The biggest non-technical problem I have is that my intellect knows it has to write because of deadlines or mortgage payments but my ego doesn’t want to. The more I write, the more I sympathise with Ezra Pound’s gentle satire:
THE LAKE ISLE
O God, O Venus, O Mercury, patron of thieves,
Give me in due time, I beseech you, a little tobacco-shop,
With the bright little boxes
piled up neatly on the shelves
And the loose, fragrant cavendish
and the shag,
And the bright Virginia
loose under the bright glass cases,
And a pair of scales not too greasy,
And the whores dropping in for a word or two in passing,
For a flip word, and to tidy their hair a bit.
O God, O Venus, O Mercury, patron of thieves,
Lend me a little tobacco-shop,
or install me in any profession
Save this damn’d profession of writing
where one needs one’s brains all the time.
Every once in a while I feel the urge to streamline best-of-breed architectures while scaling visionary content, and as soon as the nausea passes, I head for the Web Economy Bullshit Generator.

The Web Economy Bullshit Generator
I first blogged about this years ago, and while it could probably use a language update (who “reintermediates out-of-the-box e-commerce” any more?), it’s still a useful, relevant tool for many online marketers.
At least that’s what a casual survey of marketing blogs would suggest.
If that’s just a little too e-commerce for you, then consider the Web 2.0 Bullshit Generator, which offers you the ability to “harness citizen-media folksonomies.”
I suggest using both at the same time, making it possible to engage 24/365 mindshare while integrating peer-to-peer synergies.
(I’m doing it right now, and I’m telling you it makes feel awesome and a little dirty at the same time.)
So the next time you need to fill that ad, report or blog post with marketing jargon that absolutely no one could disagree with (you can’t disagree with something that doesn’t exist), then drop by.
I looked for a Social Media Bullshit Generator, but then realized (somewhat foolishly) that a visit to many social media guru blogs offers pretty much the same effect.
Keep bullshitting, Tom Chandler.
UPDATE: I missed the Bullshit 3.0 site the first time around. I’m not sure it’s as vertically agile as the first two, but it’s clearly bootstrapping seamless engagement, and really, what more could you ask for?
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Here’s the perfect birthday present for that Retrogrouch Writer in your life — a USB typewriter which delivers the appearance of Mad Vintage Writing Skillz (including the wrist strain), but combined with the digital output today’s pampered, too-lazy-to-type-it-over writers really need.
As always, I work my fingers to the bone to bring my readers the best in writer-related entertainment.
Keep writing (and enjoy the sore wrists), Tom Chandler.
Some freelancers simply can’t do enough work for free, and while that may satisfy their inner desire to be loved and accepted, it doesn’t pay the bills.
Astonishingly, spec work (free work) is actually encouraged in parts of the copywriting blogosphere, though happily, when it pops up the reaction from other freelancers is usually negative.
On the Freelance Switch site (they should know better), a magazine editor lamented the unwillingness of a designer to complete a free project over the weekend in pursuit of a part-time job:
In fact, there was one woman who the team really liked. She showed us some great samples of her work, she had a flexible schedule, and looked like she would be the perfect hire to join our team.
Our art director gave her a take home assignment on a Friday, hoping to see something on Monday. She gave this woman a logo, some copy, and a specific ad size to see what she could come up with in a specific amount of time. We never heard back from her.
Disappointed? Yeah! We were hoping this woman would knock our socks off. But she never sent in her graphics test. This led us to two conclusions: that she didn’t really want the job after all or she was creatively unable to do the work we needed her to do.
Several comments suggested a third conclusion; the behavior of the magazine drove the designer away (the article’s writer was the editor of the magazine).

Simply put, no.
If a prospect asked me to write for free over a weekend, I wouldn’t just raise the red flag, I’d be tempted to beat them with it.
This is not complicated. Freelancers should not bear the brunt of an organization’s indecision about a freelancer (or group of them), especially when a portfolio with “great samples” already exists. If a copywriter can’t write an ad, they probably won’t do any better on blog post.
Still, if the client has a decision making disorder and absolutely needs to see a tailored copy sample, then they should create a freelance project.
A paid freelance project.
(A course which was never once suggested in the original article.)
Every freelancer is asked for spec work.
My response — assuming I’m interested and the suggestion of spec hasn’t already frightened me off the gig — is to offer a cheaper rate for one small job.
My thinking? It’s only fair the organization and the freelancer share the investment.
Those times I did cave have seen less-than-spectacular results. About a decade ago, I wrote on spec for a catalog client; I badly wanted back into the catalog market, and the client looked like an up and comer. My vision for the tone was slightly different from the client’s, and I wanted their response to it.
So I wrote two pieces of copy for their flagship product.
They loved the samples. I thought we were off to the races.
Because I mentioned prior experience tuning catalog and landing pages, they also asked for landing page copy, an evaluation and a free thumbnail layout.
On spec.
I’m a slow learner, but I’m not dense, so I said I’d do the additional work on a paid basis — just as soon as they signed the copy work order. Tellingly, the prospect wouldn’t sign without “proof I could do the job” — even though the “job” had nothing to do with designing their landing pages.
I bailed, yet the prospect bizarrely insisted I complete the free work as if I owed it to him. The lesson? For some people, getting free work from others is more about power than copy.
In another instance, an ad agency asked me to develop three loose spec ad concepts for a specific company so I could demonstrate my ability to pitch their creative staff. Creating a spec campaign is time consuming work (the target wasn’t an agency client, but I later learned they wanted it to be). When I asked about compensation, I was told “Freelancer X was willing to do it for free.”
I suggested they hire Freelancer X.
Two weeks later their senior designer called back and asked for another meeting, but this horse had already bolted that particular agency barn.
More than two years later, I ran into Freelancer X, who told me she’d also refused to do the creative on spec. Instead, she suggested using some of the agency’s existing creative work to pass their pitch test.
It was a fair compromise, yet the agency declined.
Surprise, surprise. Guess who was looking for free creative for their own pitch?
Posts like Freelance Switch’s are symptomatic of a plague among freelancers, who in a difficult economy and glutted markets seem to feel they have little of value to offer, so they accept spec/free work arrangements.
Consider yourself an undifferentiated commodity and so will your client, a reality which — and trust me on this one — is not a recipe for a long, mutually satisfying relationship.
If a client is willing to ask you to write for free, they’re probably also willing to ask you to write extra work for free.
Or write on unreasonable deadlines.
Or handle revisions beyond the scope of the original brief (and payment).
Or to help out on that new client pitch, which they’re not getting paid for, so you won’t either.
In short, once you’ve defined yourself as a “good sport” (which in the freelance world translates to “willing victim”), you’ll continue to be that victim.
Last I checked, the only well-paid victims on the planet were actors playing those roles in movies and television.
All too often, freelancers justify spec work on the grounds they’ll become the proud owners of a writing sample, which is akin to a car mechanic agreeing to rebuild an engine because he’d “never overhauled a six-cylinder Toyota before.”
If a prospect (or existing client) asks you to write on spec:
If your book doesn’t include the right samples (you want catalog work, but don’t have samples), then take a page from screenwriters — write your own samples for existing products.
I freely admit I’ve written free/spec work in the distant past, and I know how tempting it can be. I also know how rarely it works out to the freelancer’s benefit, and that it’s become more common over the last five years, not less.
A bad trend, one worth reversing.
Keep writing (but not for free), Tom Chandler.
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One of my worst clients operates on impossibly short deadlines, dumps inane projects in my lap, and often refuses to pay me.
Why keep working for her?
Well, she’s my wife.
This time her economic development nonprofit was celebrating its 15th anniversary (she’s the sole remaining founder), and because serial copywriter abuse is shockingly not covered in California’s marriage law, she insisted I was legally obligated to write a fun, winsome poster/PR/press release concept for her.
In an hour.
Time pressures can provoke a brilliant response. But sometimes god doesn’t tap you on the shoulder with inspiration. And there you sit.
Every veteran creative maintains a bag of tricks, and with my deadline already looming, I went right for a time-proven creative cheat.
To highlight the amount of time that has passed, I simply pointed out the differences in everyday life that have occurred between then and now.
In this case, her nonprofit was formed when gas was a $1.17 a gallon, nobody had heard of Google, and most tech analysts were predicting Apple Computer would go bankrupt and disappear. (Awkward acknowledgment: when I was born, gas was 27 cents, a stamp was four cents, and the average new home cost $12,500.)
Suddenly, I had an engaging, slightly humorous basis for acknowledging everything her organization has accomplished over the last 15 years. Which — because my wife is one of the people who actually makes the world a better place every day she goes to work — is a lot.
I don’t recommend you trot this out every time you write copy for something more than a year old, but used in moderation, it provides depth and contrast, and gives you a launching point to frame growth, achievement or even product improvement.
Every veteran maintains a bag of tricks. Rely on them overmuch and you’ll stagnate and eventually go insane. But in a pinch…
Keep writing, Tom Chandler
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